not irl babies of course, but I just wanted to talk about something not-depressing~
I recently discovered that I somehow acquired a female, Dream World Gligar in my Entree Forest. I don't really recall ever getting her, but yay, a DW Pokemon with an actually decent ability! (fyi, DW Gligar gets Immunity as an ability, but when it evolves, the ability levels up to Poison Heal, which basically turns the Toxic Orb held item into Leftovers~) After a brief interlude in the Daycare, I hatched her first child, who not only inherited the ability, but has an awesome nature and decent IVs to boot!
Prior to this, I also managed to breed a Durant (Shush you Durant is a perfectly useable Pokemon)
with a perfect nature and perfect IVs (she took ages though, I was resetting for about a week xD) so yay for awesome fighting babies~
On the Neopets side, the Lab Ray finally came through for me xD Say Hi to Smith and his smexy new look.
It's funny because he color changed on the first zap, and I was worried something awful would happen instead...like a species change </3 But yay for him~also Eri got zapped Christmas but I don't plan on keeping her like that so~
[/petty journal babble]P.S. I am listening to the most amazing thing it is like a bizarre awesome corssover between Disney and TouhouEDIT:
My mistake, Toxic Orb doesn't have stat boosts after all, they simply afflict the holder with the Badly Poisoned status. Life Orb on the other hand increases damage by 30% but does not afflict you with a status, it simply drains your HP every turn.